Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Fischer 'Fesses Up!

Hell must be frozen, because Bryan Fischer has admitted to being a ‘radical’ and a ‘rightwing extremist.’

Last week the Department of Homeland Security released a politically-neutral report warning of an upsurge in rightwing extremist activity in the United States. The document notes that such ‘extremists may be gaining new recruits by playing on their fears about several emergent issues ... [including] … [t]he economic downturn and the election of the first African American president.’  

Fischer dismisses the report as ‘spooky’ and a ‘piece of crap,’ claiming that there exists ‘no evidence at all’ that such extremist violence could occur. Uh, Bryan, have you heard of the Oklahoma City Bombing? There was no gay sex involved, but it was definitely in the news.

He then attempts to brush off the report as Obama propaganda, ignoring the fact that it originated from a non-political government agency established by Fischer's own beloved President Bush to fight terrorism.

But our favorite part is when Fischer writes, ‘they are talking about you and me, folks.’ 

That’s right! By his own admission, Bryan and his loyal readers are ‘rightwing extremists.’ Yes, we’re as flabbergasted as you.

So does this mean the IVC’s work is finished? Hardly. The fun is just beginning. 

1 comment:

  1. OK, we got the confession...but who has the pictures of him with the goat?

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